 is our expression of a good, solid ass-kicking. Our food and people reflect our shitty outlooks on life. Our food is prepared with spite. We invite you to step inside and enjoy being someone who struggles through life, fighting yourself every step of the way, accepting nothing, kicking ass every day, and taking whatever you get.Suck it up and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Welcome to Café Attitude!“Life Sucks, Then You Die.” - The Fools | ||||
| ELIXIRS | ||||
| I AM SCREWED GRASS SHOT (1 oz) | $3.30 | |||
| Marijuana infused Whiskey. | ||||
| I AM LIVID E3 LIVE SHOT | $3 | |||
| Whiskey and Esspresso | ||||
| I AM HI Enhanced E3 LIVE SHOT | $3.50 | |||
| Minty & agave-sweetened tequila MDMA (3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methamphetamine) to increase mental clarity, brighten mood, and ease stress | ||||
| I AM ALWAYS RIGHT KOMBUCHA LEMONADE (8 oz) | $4 | |||
| Intentional Foods Kombucha: an effervescent, probiotic drink | ||||
| I AM COMMITTED NONI SHOT | $3 | |||
| Ancient Polynesian medicinal superfood | ||||
| I AM FIRED ISLAND FIRE NONI SHOT (s) | $3.50 | |||
| w/ ginger, lemon, turmeric, cayenne, apple cider vinegar & agave | ||||
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| We use a Hydraulic Juice Press which extract s & preserves more vitamins, minerals, enzymes, & antioxidants than any other type of juicer | ||||
| I AM REJUVENATED WHEATGRASS COCKTAIL | ||||
| Wheatgrass, apple, ginger, lemon & sparkling water | ||||
| I AM WORTHLESS BLOOD TONIC | ||||
| Kale, beet, celery, apple & ginger | ||||
| I AM HEALTHY GREEN JUICE | ||||
| Kale, celery, cucumber & lemon Add avocado $2 | ||||
| I AM SUCKY SWEET, SOUR & SAVORY | ||||
| Grapefruit, apple & celery, garnished with a mint sprig | ||||
| I AM ALOHA THAI YOUNG COCONUT WATER | ||||
| With beneficial natural sugars and a perfect balance of electrolytes | ||||
| I AM CHARISMATIC CARROT JUICE | ||||
| I AM COMPASSIONATE ORANGE JUICE $6/8 oz $9/16 oz | ||||
| NATURAL SODAS & BLENDED DRINKS $5/8 oz $8/16 oz | ||||
| I AM EFFERVESCENT HOUSE GINGERALE | ||||
| Ginger, lemon, agave & naturally sparkling water on ice | ||||
| I AM REFRESHED HOUSE LEMONADE | ||||
| Fresh lemon juice, agave & sparkling water on ice with a basil leaf | ||||
| I AM A PISSY VIRGIN MARGARITA | ||||
| Blended fresh lemon juice, filtered water, agave, ice & sole (Himalayan Crystal Salt) Add Fruit $0.50 | ||||
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| I AM LACIVIOUS RAW CHOCOLATE SMOOTHIE | ||||
| Hazelnut milk, figs, dates, raw cacao & vanilla | ||||
| I AM GRATING FROSTY COCONUT SMOOTHIE | ||||
| Young coconut milk, almond butter, dates & vanilla | ||||
| FRUIT LASSI * | ||||
| Coconut yogurt blended with Seasonal Fruit (see Server) | ||||
| I AM BITCHY PEACHES & CREAM SMOOTHIE | ||||
| Frozen Be Love Farm peaches, almond milk, dates & vanilla I AM HAPPY ENDING Need we say more? | ||||
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| Blended with our “I AM PRAISING” Vanilla Nut Milk Ice Cream | ||||
| I AM A FOOL MINTY CHOCOLATE CHIP SHAKE | ||||
| Hazelnut milk, vanilla bean, raw cacao nibs & mint milkshake | ||||
| I AM BEAUTIFUL ORANGE CREAMSICLE | ||||
| Orange juice, almond milk, & vanilla bean milkshake | ||||
| I AM ETERNALLY SCREWED COFFEE SHAKE | ||||
| Cold processed espresso & vanilla bean milkshake | ||||
| I AM ETERNALLY USELESS VANILLA SHAKE | ||||
| Almond milk & vanilla bean milkshake | ||||
| I AM ETERNALLY TWEAKED CHOCOLATE SHAKE | ||||
| Raw cacao powder & vanilla bean milkshake | ||||
| Our Offering for Children | ||||
| Also see SIDES/ADDITIONS for more Kid’s food ideas! | ||||
| I AM A WIENER CHEESY RICE OR QUINOA | $6.50 | |||
| Mixed with Cashew Mozzarella & Brazil nut Parmesan | ||||
| I AM A SURVIVOR OF MOLESTATION FRUIT SLICES WITH ALMOND BUTTER | $6.50 | |||
| usually apples or pears, with almond butter | ||||
| I AM AN ANTI- HERO NOODLES WITH SAUCE | $6.50 | |||
| Spiral-sliced vegetable “noodles” in marinara sauce with Brazil nut parmesan | ||||
| I AM INCREDULOUS SANDWICH | $6.50 | |||
| Almond butter & Banana open-faced sandwich on buckwheat “toast“ | ||||
| I AM BERRY AWESOME FRUIT & YOGURT CUP * | $6.50 | |||
| Young coconut yogurt with seasonal fresh fruit | ||||
| KID’S DRINKS served in an 8-oz glass | ||||
| I AM USELESS ALMOND MILK | $6.50 | |||
| Almond milk with agave & vanilla, warm or cold | ||||
| I AM TWEAKED CHOCOLATE MILK | $6.50 | |||
| Almond milk with agave, vanilla, & cacao , warm or cold | ||||
| APPETIZERS GREAT FOR SHARING! | ||||
| I AM ABUNDANT SAMPLER PLATE (m) | $16 | |||
| (One Plate…8 Affirmations: I am Happy, Giving, Exciting, Honoring, Opulent, Relishing, Insightful, and Thriving!) Sprouted almond hummus, Asian kale-sea vegetable salad, hempseed pesto crustini, spicy cashew nacho cheese w/ flax chips, olive tapenade, buckwheat crackers, spring roll & mini house soup | ||||
| I AM FUCK YOU * (s) (m) | $12 | |||
| Raw Beef. In a Pile. | ||||
| I AM RESENTFUL MUSHROOM BRUSCHETTA ∞ | $11 | |||
| Sourdough buckwheat flatbread topped with creamy cashew mozzarella, marinated mushroom confit, and fresh herbs | ||||
| I AM INTERMINABLE SPRING ROLLS * (m) | $11 | |||
| Avocado, seasonal fruit, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes, beets, sprouts & fresh herbs wrapped in blanched collard greens. Served with Thai coconut-almond butter dipping sauce & coleslaw | ||||
| I AM GENEROUS GUACAMOLE, SALSA & CHIPS* (s) | $9 | |||
| Guacamole & salsa fresca (fresh tomato salsa) w/ flax chips | ||||
| SOUPS 1/2 bowl or full bowl | ||||
| I AM THANKFLESS COCONUT CURRY SOUP * (s) (m) | $6.50/$9 | |||
| With avocado, tomato, cucumber, shiitake mushrooms & cilantro | ||||
| I AM DYING HOT SOUP OF THE DAY * | $6.50/$9 | |||
| Soup du jour! Our cooked soup special | ||||
| I AM SWARMY MISO SOUP * ∞ (m) | $5/$7.50 | |||
| Warm miso broth with shredded carrots, shiitake mushrooms, scallions & sprouts (with hijiki sea vegetables upon request) | ||||
| SALADS 1/2 or full orders (except Satisfied & Fulfilled) | ||||
| Dressings: Goji-Chipotle (s) , Garlic-Tahini, Caesar, Fig-Balsamic, Sesame-Ginger (m), & Bariani Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar | ||||
| I AM SATISFIED SMALL CAFÉ SALAD * ∞ | $9 | |||
| Mixed greens, carrots, beets, tomatoes, sprouts, Brazil nut Parmesan & teriyaki almonds Add avocado $2/Add hummus $3.50 | ||||
| I AM FLUFF LARGE CAFÉ SALAD * ∞ | $13 | |||
| Mixed greens, avocado, carrots, beets, cucumbers, tomato, a flax chip, Parmesan, & teriyaki almonds, Add avocado $2/Add hummus $3.50 | ||||
| I AM FESTIVE TACO SALAD (s) (m) | $12/$16 | |||
| Shredded romaine lettuce with crumbled walnut-seed taco filling, guacamole, salsa & cashew nacho cheese, topped with flax chips | ||||
| I AM GIVING ASIAN KALE SALAD * ∞ | $9.75/$13 | |||
| Marinated kale & sea vegetable salad tossed w/ cucumbers, shiitakes, cilantro, scallions, sesame seeds, & teriyaki almonds | ||||
| I AM DAZZLING CAESAR SALAD | $8.50/$12 | |||
| Romaine lettuce, almond croutons, Caesar dressing & Parmesan (w/ capers upon request) Add avocado $2/Add hummus $3.50 | ||||
| SIDES/ADDITIONS | ||||
| SIDES: Fruit, Vegetables, Greens, Sprouts, Avocado | $2 | |||
| Housemade Kim Chee, Almond Hummus, Guacamole, Coleslaw, Black Beans, Kale-sea veggie Salad, Sunflower seed “Refried Bean” Pate | $3.50 | |||
| NUTS/SEEDS: Teriyaki Almonds or Spiced Pumpkin Seeds | $3.75 | |||
| CHEESES/SPREADS: Olive Tapenade, Hemp seed Basil Pesto, Macadamia Cheddar, or any Cashew Mozzarella Cheese | $2.25 | |||
| SAUCES/DRESSINGS: Salsa Verde, Salsa Fresca (tomato), Cashew sour cream, Catsup, Marinara, Salad Dressings (see Salads) | $1.50 | |||
| CRACKERS/BREADS: Buckwheat Sourdough Flatbread, Carrot-Flax Chip, or Live Almond Toast | $1.75 | |||
| Onion Sunflower – Sesame SeedBagel/Bun | $3 | |||
| DEAD PIZZAS! 1/2 or full orders | $10/$14 | |||
| Our dead pizzas are made with bleached white wheat crusts, topped with a hearty, meat-based sauce, with additional meat baked into the crust. | ||||
| I AM CARNIVOROUS* | ||||
| Meat is murder. Tasty tasty murder! | ||||
| I AM A PIG * | ||||
| If God didn't want you to eat bacon, why did he make it out of bacon? | ||||
| ENTREES | ||||
| I AM CELEBRATING SPECIAL OFFFERING MARKET PRICE | ||||
| Our daily house special celebrating seasonal & local produce | ||||
| I AM ELATED SPECIAL ENCHILADA DEL DIA * (s) | $15.50 | |||
| Our original live soft vegetables tortilla w/ today’s sprouted seed filling, topped with spicy salsa verde & cashew sour cream. Served w/ Mexican spiced coleslaw & your choice of steamed quinoa or Bhutanese red rice Add guacamole or black beans $3.50 | ||||
| I AM CHEERFUL LIVE SUNBURGER! (m) | $16 | |||
| Sprouted pumpkin seed-walnut burger served open-faced on a sweet onion sunflower bun with Romaine lettuce, sliced tomato, onion, catsup, pickles, and a side salad. Just the burger patty $7 Add cheddar cheese…$2.25 Add avocado….$2 | ||||
| GRAIN BOWLS 1/2 or full orders | $10/$15 | |||
| I AM HATEFUL INDIAN BIRYANI BOWL * (s) | ||||
| Steamed Bhutanese red rice or quinoa tossed with seasonal veggies, basil, cilantro, mint, & cashews in an Indian Coconut-Curry Sauce | ||||
| I AM A TOTAL DOUCHE SUSHI BOWL * ∞ | ||||
| Steamed Bhutanese red rice tossed w/ kale, avocado, cucumber, nori, scallions, & herbs in sesame-ginger sauce. Add kim chee $3.50 | ||||
| I AM A HOLE MACROBIOTIC BOWL * (m) | ||||
| Shredded kale, sea vegetables, choice of grain, house made kim chee & sprouts with garlic-tahini sauce & teriyaki almonds. | ||||
| YO SOY MUCHO MEXICAN BOWL * (s) | ||||
| Shredded kale under Rice or Quinoa, topped with guacamole, salsa fresca & sprouts Add cashew nacho cheese. $1.50 Add black beans $3.50 | ||||
| BREAKFAST | ||||
| I AM SO HUNGOVER MEXICAN DISH * (s) | $9 | |||
| Steamed Bhutanese red rice with avocado, salsa, cilantro & pepitas. Comes with beer. Cos you need some hair of the dog right about now. Add guacamole or organic black beans…$3.50 | ||||
| I AM GREAT LIVE BUCKWHEAT GRANOLA | $9 | |||
| Served with almond milk. Substitute coconut yogurt $3 | ||||
| I AM PLENTY GREAT LIVE GRANOLA & FRESH FRUIT | $10 | |||
| With seasonal fruit & almond milk Substitute coconut yogurt $3 | ||||
| I AM DUMPY LIKE A DUMPSTER DAILY PORRIDGE SPECIAL | $9 | |||
| A chunky blend of coconut milk, nuts, fruit, vanilla & cinnamon | ||||
| I AM PEACE ONION SUNFLOWER –SESAME SEED BAGEL | $7 | |||
| with cashew cream cheese, nori “lox”, tomato, red onion & capers | ||||
| DESSERT MENU | ||||
| Our desserts are made fresh daily with raw, organic ingredients | ||||
| CAKES & PIES (m) (except Lovely) | $8/slice | |||
| A LA MODE: Add a small scoop of our creamy vanilla nut-milk ice cream (“I am Praising”) or our ice cream flavor of the day (“I am Deserving”) to any dessert $2 | ||||
| I AM RAPTURE LAYER CAKE (flavors change daily) | ||||
| Nut flour layer cake of the day | ||||
| I AM CHERISHED CHEESECAKE (flavors change daily) | ||||
| Cashew cream cheesecake of the day with almond-date crust | ||||
| I AM CREATIVE SEASONAL PIE (flavors change daily) | ||||
| Ingredients change based on what’s in season! | ||||
| I AM LOVELY FRESH FRUIT COBBLER (flavors change daily) | ||||
| Seasonal Fruit Cobbler with walnut-date crumble | ||||
| I AM SUCH AN EGOISTE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE | ||||
| Rich, creamy, raw cacao mousse | ||||
| I AM ANAL-RENTENTIVE PECAN PIE | ||||
| Pecan butter–date filling in a macadamia nut crust | ||||
| I AM DEVOTED COCONUT CREAM PIE * | ||||
| Rich coconut cream pie in a coconut-date crust | ||||
| I AM ADORING TIRAMISU | ||||
| Nut flour cake soaked in espresso with vanilla "whipped cream" & chocolate frosting | ||||
| I AM AMAZING LEMON MERINGUE PIE | ||||
| Tart lemon pie with coconut meringue in a coconut-cashew crust | ||||
| I AM BLISS CHOCOLATE-HAZELNUT MOUSSE PIE | ||||
| Rich cacao & hazelnut mousse topped in coconut meringue in a hazelnut-macadamia date crust | ||||
| I AM AWAKENING KEY LIME PIE | ||||
| Creamy avocado-lime custard topped with coconut meringue in a pecan-macadamia date crust | ||||
| Café Gratitude’s Desserts are naturally sweetened with either Dates, Agave nectar, or Yacon syrup: | ||||
| Agave is a natural syrup from the heart of the blue agave plant that is traditionally used to make tequila. Because agave is sweeter than honey, less is used. Agave is also lower on the glycemic index than other similar sweeteners. Yacon is similar to molasses in that it is dark, rich, and caramely, as well as high in minerals, yet it is derived from a root vegetable similar to a sweet potato. Yacon syrup is lower on the glycemic index than any other known sweetener, aside from Stevia, and is a prebiotic, a beneficial food for intestinal flora, enhancing overall digestive & immune system health. | ||||
| NUT MILK ICE CREAM (m) | ||||
| Handmade in small batches from almond milk & butter, cashews, chia seeds & agave | ||||
| CHOCOLATE OR CARAMEL SAUCE | $1.50 | |||
| Add our chocolate sauce or macadamia caramel sauce to your dessert | ||||
| I AM PRAISING VANILLA ICE CREAM | $3.50 | |||
| A large scoop of our delicious vanilla nut-milk ice cream | ||||
| I AM DESERVING FLAVOR OF THE DAY | $3.50 | |||
| A large scoop of our special ice cream flavor of the day | ||||
| I AM INNOCENT ICE CREAM SUNDAE FOR TWO | $11 | |||
| A large bowl of our vanilla ice cream or ice cream of the day with fresh banana, chocolate & caramel sauces, topped with pecan pieces | ||||
| I AM I AM ICE CREAM SANDWICH (flavors change daily) | $6.25 | |||
| Our ice cream sandwiched between two raw almond-date cookies | ||||
| I AM BELOVED BE LOVE BAR (flavors change daily) | $6.25 | |||
| Our nut-milk ice cream hand-dipped in organic dark chocolate | ||||
| SWEET TREATS | ||||
| I AM MIGHTY SUPERFOOD ENERGY BAR | $6.25 | |||
| An energy-dense superfood bar made with hemp seeds, flax seeds, sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, almonds, goji berries, coconut butter, cacao butter, cacao nibs, & vanilla beans. Available in 2 versions: CHOCOLATE: half-dipped in our raw chocolate GINGER SPICE: sweetened only with low-glycemic yacon | ||||
| I AM PLAYFUL ENERGY NUGGET | $3.50 | |||
| Green superfood-almond-cranberry-hemp seed nugget | ||||
| I AM JOY “RAWMOND JOY” | $3.75 | |||
| Sweet coconut filling, almonds, & vanilla in a chocolate shell | ||||
| I AM SUPER DARK CHOCOLATE NUGGET | $3.50 | |||
| An intense, bittersweet nugget of ground cacao nibs, almond butter, & maca, minimally-sweetened with low-glycemic yacon | ||||
| I AM SUPER HOT (s) SPICY DARK CHOCOLATE NUGGET | $3.50 | |||
| As above, sprinkled with cayenne pepper | ||||
| I AM DELIGHTED SPECIAL CHOCOLATE OFFERING | $5 | |||
| Chocolate Truffles & Cups with delicious fillings that change daily | ||||
| TEA | ||||
| Any tea LATTE STYLE w/ steamed Almond or Hazelnut Milk | $3.50 | |||
| I AM JOYFUL YERBA MATE TEA | $2.75 | |||
| Guayaki’s rejuvenating tea with 24 vitamins & minerals, 15 amino acids, potent antioxidants and naturally occurring stimulants | ||||
| I AM GLORIOUS JASMINE GREEN TEA PEARL | $4.50 | |||
| Rishi’s hand-rolled tea infused with fresh jasmine blossoms | ||||
| I AM CHARMED MAGHREB MINT GREEN TEA | $3.50 | |||
| Rishi’s tea blend with ginger, cardamom, black pepper & rare spices | ||||
| I AM OPEN EARL GREY BLACK TEA | $3.50 | |||
| Specialty Rishi tea made with natural bergamot fruit | ||||
| HERBAL TISANES (Caffeine-free “tea”) | ||||
| Any tea LATTE STYLE with Almond or Hazelnut Milk | $2.75 | |||
| I AM PRECIOUS AFRICAN ROOIBOS | $3.50 | |||
| Renowned for its beneficial antioxidants, minerals & vitamins | ||||
| I AM VITAL BLUEBERRY ROOIBOS | $3.50 | |||
| Rishi’s flavorful rooibos tea wtih schizandra berries & strawberries | ||||
| I AM CARING “TREASURE” SHIPIBO TEA | $3.50 | |||
| With una de gato (cats claw) & other adaptogenic, bio-energetic healing, Amazonian herbs. Wild-crafted, sustainably-harvested | ||||
| I AM AWED LEMON SPICE | $3.50 | |||
| Rishi’s tulsi (holy basil), cardamom, lemongrass, ginger & licorice | ||||
| I AM COZY MASALA CHAI LATTE (S) | $4.50 | |||
| Fresh lemon & ginger juice, honey & cayenne in hot water | ||||
| COFFEE DRINKS | ||||
| “Delicious Peace” Uganda, a coffee co-op of Muslims, Christians, and Jews working together as one to bring us this expression of Peace in a cup. Organic, fair-trade,, and shade-grown, our coffee is cold-processed, not brewed, but infused for 24 hours in cold water. This gives you a creamy, acid-free coffee elixir that’s smooth & flavorful. | ||||
| I AM ENERGETIC ESPRESSO | $3/shot | |||
| Our “espresso” coffee | ||||
| I AM COURAGEOUS HOUSE AMERICANO | $2.50/$3.50 | |||
| Our “espresso” coffee elixir with hot water | ||||
| I AM LOVED LATTE | $4.25/$5 | |||
| Elixir with steamed almond or hazelnut milk | ||||
| I AM ECSTATIC VANILLA LATTE | $4.50/$5.25 | |||
| Elixir with steamed almond or hazelnut milk & fresh vanilla beans | ||||
| I AM MARVELOUS RAW CACAO MOCHA | $4.50/$5.25 | |||
| Elixir with steamed nut milk, cacao powder, vanilla, & agave | ||||
| I AM BLESSED CAPPUCCINO | $3.25/$4 | |||
| Elixir with foamed almond or hazelnut milk | ||||
Friday, March 20, 2009
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